Family Guy

Episode 1

The Thin White Line (1)

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

7.4 Jul 11, 2001

Episode 2

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

7.2 Jul 18, 2001

Episode 3

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

6.8 Jul 25, 2001

Episode 4

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

6.5 Aug 01, 2001

Episode 5

And the Wiener Is...

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

7.1 Aug 08, 2001

Episode 6

Death Lives

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

7.4 Aug 15, 2001

Episode 7

Lethal Weapons

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

7.0 Aug 22, 2001

Episode 8

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

6.4 Aug 29, 2001

Episode 9

Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

6.9 Sep 05, 2001

Episode 10

Fish Out of Water

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

6.4 Sep 19, 2001

Episode 11

Emission Impossible

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

7.4 Oct 08, 2001

Episode 12

To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

7.3 Nov 15, 2001

Episode 13

Screwed the Pooch

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

6.8 Nov 29, 2001

Episode 14

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

7.0 Dec 06, 2001

Episode 15

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

7.0 Dec 20, 2001

Episode 16

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

6.5 Dec 21, 2001

Episode 17

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

7.0 Jan 17, 2002

Episode 18

From Method to Madness

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

7.0 Jan 24, 2002

Episode 19

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

7.1 Jan 31, 2002

Episode 20

Road to Europe

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

7.2 Feb 07, 2002

Episode 21

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

7.1 Feb 14, 2002

Episode 22

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

6.7 Dec 10, 2004